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AVN Expo & Naughty Vegas Vacation, Part 3 of 3, Ep 61
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February 18, 2018 09:30 PM PST
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Hey sexy listeners! This week is the final episode detailing our AVN Expo and naughty Las Vegas vacation. Highlights include: We score an awesome show opener with Evan Stone! We share sexy talk with Dr. Amanda, a sexologist and lifestyle unicorn! We find out why Lollipop Little, a woman who dresses in a dinosaur onesie and dances around on cam, is super HOT!!! We interview the stars in the live comedy show, Puppetry of the Penis, who create astonishing origami with their genitals! …And since Snuggly Dave decided to skip the show that night, Sexy Dawn and I tried to convince him why taking up a new hobby of genital balloon-animals would be incredibly awesome. Find out how successful we were! To top off the episode, we catch up with Ron Jeremy and talk about his experience in the lifestyle. …And listeners, here’s a secret… Ron got a little frisky with me and Sexy Dawn. I don’t want to spoil anything, but I’ll tell you this: it was a gripping experience.

We love our sexy listeners! Hit us up on Twitter @UnicornReport and @TastyMuffinLvr. Check us out on the most awesome radio network in the world, asnradio.com! You must be over 18 to listen to this episode. And finally, don’t ever forget… WE ASK BECAUSE ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

Mom/Daughter & Trans Porn Stars PLUS My NV Brothel Experience, Ep 60
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February 11, 2018 08:14 PM PST
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What’s hotter than a hot MILF? Fucking a MILF AND her sexy daughter at the same time!!! We interviewed Vikki Vaughn and her daughter Veronica Vaughn about how they share the same man in the same porn scenes. You have to hear it to believe it! Later, we interviewed Janelle Fennec, a beautiful transsexual porn star. Both Veronica and Janelle talked about the lifestyle as well, which definitely added to our curiosity.

Later in the episode we talked about how Sexy Dawn and I visited the Erotic Heritage Museum. It re-ignited old memories of when I visited a brothel in Carson City, NV to play with my ex-girlfriend. It’s one of my favorite memories, and I hope you enjoy it too.

So sit back, relax and join us as Snuggly Dave, Sexy Dawn and I continue our audio tour of the Adult Entertainment Expo and other delights in Las Vegas, NV. This episode is part 2 of 3 upcoming episodes about this sexy topic.

We love our sexy listeners! You can hit us up on Twitter @UnicornReport or @TastyMuffinLvr. You can also catch us at asnradio.com! If you’re under 18, turn this off right now before your brain melts.

AVN Expo & TOUCH Lifestyle Party, Part 1 of 3; Ep 59
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February 03, 2018 08:39 PM PST
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Hey unicorn lovers! This week Snuggly Dave, Sexy Dawn and I headed to Las Vegas, NV for the Adult Entertainment Expo, hosted by the AVN Media Network, as well as the TOUCH Lifestyle weekend, hosted by PurrfectLV! This episode is part 1 of 3 upcoming shows exploring the porn industry and the lifestyle and how the two intermingle at times.

This week we interview: Mindi Mink, Eva Long, Brandi Love, the girls from the Girlsway Network, and Jessica Fappit. Later in this episode we talk about all the sexy (and sometimes not-so-sexy) happenings at the TOUCH Lifestyle event, which was across the street from the AVN’s at the Alexis Park Hotel.

We love our sexy listeners! You can hit us up on Twitter @UnicornReport or @TastyMuffinLover. If you’re in the lifestyle, send me (TastyMuffinLover) or Dave (DragonTatsNTucson) some lovin’ on swinglifestyle.com. You can also catch us at asnradio.com! If you’re under 18, turn off this podcast right now and go to sleep, it’s WAY past your bedtime!!!

FUCK MY FACE!!! (& Other Shenanigans) Ep 58
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January 29, 2018 09:53 PM PST
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Have you ever commanded the words “FUCK MY FACE!”? Mmm…Me neither until last weekend when I encountered a cock I could not resist…or maybe it was the Tito’s Vodka. Either way, it was one salacious evening!

And don’t go anywhere listeners, sexy Snuggly Dave gushes about he banged a hot caramel-skinned beauty, got a date with a hot MILF and then snuck in a little shenanigans with me before his new unicorn date met us at our hotel room before the play party. (Dave knows how to plan his week)

That night at the party I showed a newbie couple the lesbian ropes. She was shaky and nervous before we started but quickly forgot all about it once her orgasms started rolling in…Grab a towel bitches, you’re gonna need it for this episode.

Wanna know a secret? If you go to ASN Radio Network (asnradio.com) you can find us in a dark corner, I’ll be waiting for you, and don’t forget to tweet about it afterwards. Tag us @UnicornReport. If you’re under 18 turn this off right now and get back to your sex ed homework. You can thank me later.

2017 You Were One Sexy Bitch! Part 3 of 3, Ep 57
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January 22, 2018 09:56 PM PST
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Listen you little slut, this is the last time we’re going to talk about 2017. I want you to bend over and take it all in like my good little unicorn. You’ve been my loyal listener all year long so I’m going to reward you with sexy stories about orgasms and then I’m going to blow you…blow you away with some hot, hot, HOT tips.

And you know what else? If you go to ASN Radio Network (asnradio.com) you can find us there in the back room. If you’re feeling sassy I’ll be waiting for you baby on Twitter @UnicornReport. You better be over 18 though or I’m gonna send you home crying to your momma and I won’t be nice about it either, cuz I am one bitchy ass unicorn.

2017 You Were One Sexy Bitch! Part 2 of 3, Ep 56
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January 14, 2018 08:25 PM PST
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Hello lover, I was hoping you would come back for more. 2017 is over but I’m going to make you my little slut one more time. Slip your earphones on and let me fill you with sweet orgasmic stories. Don’t tell anybody baby, this is just between you and me. Our little secret.

Be my good little unicorn love slave and hit me up on Twitter @UnicornReport. And if you don’t? Baby I’m gonna take you out back, bend you over and play with that little crack of yours until you’ve learned your lesson…and you better be over 18 to listen to this show if you know what’s good for you. We are also a proud member of the Adult Social Network (ASNRADIO.com).

2017 You Were One Sexy Bitch! Part 1 of 3; Ep 55
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January 09, 2018 09:09 PM PST
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Do you even have a clue about what it was like to fuck in 2017? Maybe you threw a few bones here and there, but you'll never stack up to a unicorn. Yeah you heard that right, unicorns fucked the shit out of 2017 and we're not sorry either. Get the lube bitches, this is only part ONE of THREE. You better be ready to go all night you little slut!

Be my good little unicorn love slave and hit us up on Twitter @UnicornReport, or find us on SLS.com DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. We are also a proud member of the Adult Social Network (ASNRADIO.com). Enjoy the show as long as you are over 18. If you are under 18, turn this shit off NOW before I tell your parental units and you know I will, cuz hey, unicorns can.

Private Pleasure Sexy NYE Party, Ep 54
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January 01, 2018 03:08 PM PST
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Happy New Year unicorn friends! New Year’s Eve was the last sexy party of the year for us and we’re sharing it with you! Everything was recorded on location at the party. It’s a celebration of friendship and lifestyle fun!

We love our listeners! Give us a shoutout on Twitter @UncornReport or find us on SLS.com DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. We are also a proud member of the Adult Social Network. You can check us out plus many other sexy shows on ASNRADIO.com! Enjoy the show as long as you are over 18.

It's a Wonderful Lifestyle, Ep 53
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December 23, 2017 12:57 PM PST
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Merry Christmas unicorn friends! We’re spreading holiday cheer far and wide because it's truly a wonderful lifestyle! Snuggly Dave and I went Christmas caroling around the neighborhood with our sexy friends. Don’t tell Santa, but we were more than a little naughty afterwards! Find out what we’re wishing for under our ‘Lifestyle Christmas Tree’! I also talked about our delicious MFF date with Sexy Dawn and how I snuck in a make-out session with the rest of the girls in Karen’s closet! And…If you’ve ever wondered how lesbians have sex, Dawn and I show you how it all goes down using silly sound effects. You won’t want to miss it! BONUS: Sound bites from the Christmas classic, 'It’s a Wonderful Life' (taken out of context of course).

We love our listeners! Give us a shoutout on Twitter @UncornReport or find us on SLS.com DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. We are also a proud member of the Adult Social Network. You can check us out plus many other sexy shows on ASNRADIO.com! Enjoy the show as long as you are over 18.

Hot Dates, Sexy Massage, MFF Threesome & More! Ep 52
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December 17, 2017 07:59 PM PST
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Season’s greetings unicorn friends! This episode is packed full of lifestyle holiday cheer! Handsy McPicklePants the Lifestyle Elf was our special guest star, direct from the North Pole, you won’t want to miss it! (He’s also on our Twitter page @UnicornReport)

Highlights of this episode:
1. We talk about our new video feeds ‘Ask a Unicorn for Cheapskates Who Don’t Want to Pay a Cam Girl’ and ‘Questions & Answers’ on Twitter! (@UnicornReport and @Tastymuffinlvr)
2. Dave and I divulge the sordid details of our hot dates!
3. I discuss an unexpectedly creepy situation at work.
4. Dave, Joanne and I recount our sexy threesome as we drive home from a play party!

We love our listeners! Give us a shoutout on Twitter @UncornReport or find us on SLS.com DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. We are also a proud member of the Adult Social Network. You can check us out plus many other sexy shows on ASNRADIO.com! Enjoy the show as long as you are over 18.

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