The Unicorn Report
Adventures of a single bisexual woman in the lifestyle
Arizona NSA Mansion Party, Ep 35
August 15, 2017 10:50 PM PDT
Hey Unicorn peeps! This week Dave and I headed up to Phoenix to check out a huge mansion party through the group ‘Arizona NSA Fun’ on SLS.com. Before going to the party, Dave and I had some fun of our own, and I talked about my hot threesome the previous night with C and A. Later on after scoping things out all night, I got some fun interviews with sexy ladies at the party! I also had the great luck of finding a very special sexy unicorn to play with after the party ended in our hotel room while the guys watched. I interviewed her about her no-bullshit strategy for getting laid. She also shared that while I was making her cum, she experienced a demonic moment and almost felt like speaking in tongues…I just hope that’s a good thing!
If you enjoyed our show today and would like to share the love, catch us on Twitter at the Unicorn Report, or hit us up on SLS.com. TastyMuffinLover and DragonTatsNTucson. Don’t be shy, we love to hear from our listeners!Sultry Small Town Fun & Sexy Noises! Ep 34
July 31, 2017 10:51 PM PDT
Hey unicorn friends! This episode is all about small town fun! I started out early in the week in Eloy at a small roadside motel with long-time friends of the show, MuzicMan and Mistress Kiera. We explored pegging, how to turn a normally in-charge guy into an obedient sub and some other interesting kinks.
Later in the week, the show traveled south to Sierra Vista. Snuggly Dave and I had the pleasure of having a special unicorn guest star with us, and we talked with her about her plans for the party, recorded her thoughts during the event and did a post-show wrap up with her afterwards.. I also interviewed some of the other party-goers and they shared their often funny and irreverent insights into the evening.
Dave finished this week's episode with more sexy noises from a rendezvous with an out of town super hot lady friend!
This week is a menagerie of on-location, spontaneous podcasting you won’t want to miss!
If you enjoyed our show today or have feedback to share, be sure to get in touch with us at TastyMuffinLover or DragonTatsNTucson on SLS.com, or find us on Twitter @UnicornReport! Enjoy the show as long as you’re over 18!Topless Pool Party & Naughty in Nawlins Surprise! Ep 33
July 23, 2017 09:40 PM PDT
Hey Unicorn Peeps! Dave and I set out this week to explore what happens when you go out of town to a topless lifestyle pool party not knowing a single person! It was certainly entertaining, with an unexpected twist!
Later on in the show we talk about how our participation in the Naughty in Nawlins Swinger Parade ended up in the New York Post and a paper in the UK. Who would’ve thought out of literally thousands of swingers, WE would be part of the media frenzy! I still can’t believe it!
If you enjoyed our show today or have feedback to share, be sure to get in touch with us at TastyMuffinLover or DragonTatsNTucson on SLS, or find us on Twitter @UnicornReport! Enjoy the show as long as you’re over 18!BDSM Red Room, Kumbaya Swinger Circle & Sexy Noises! Ep 32
July 18, 2017 03:14 PM PDT
Hey Unicorn Lovers! This week’s episode has Snuggly Dave and I visiting the Flying Wild crew for more sexy shenanigans! Today’s show is unique in that the action was recorded spontaneously so you can hear first-hand what happened!
The show begins in the Red Room, a secretive place normally kept locked in their home. Within its confines lay the edgy BDSM play in which they indulge with each other and their adventurous guests. We were invited inside for a demonstration of such sultry pleasures and Mr Snuggly Dave himself became the eager recipient of Mistress Kimberly’s skillful domination.
Later on, I suggested trying something new, a ’Kumbaya Swinger Circle’ of sorts, in which all of us revealed our sexual desires for this adventure we were about to begin. This erotic discussion really ramped up the evening because as they say, communication is SEXY!!! Miss Kimberly and I wrap up the show enjoying an intensely intimate and passionate moment together.
If you enjoyed our show today or have feedback to share, be sure to get in touch with us at TastyMuffinLover or DragonTatsNTucson on SLS, or find us on Twitter @UnicornReport! Enjoy the show as long as you’re over 18!Sexy Noises Turn Me On! Ep 31
July 14, 2017 05:59 PM PDT
Hey Unicorn Lovers! Welcome to the Unicorn Report! You might want to listen to this episode in the privacy of your own home, you’ll know why when you press play!
Mr. Snuggly Dave gets intimate with Lady M, a part-time unicorn and friend of the show. They talked about her journey into the lifestyle and the party scene in southern Arizona. She discussed her play style and sexual preferences. Lady M also talked about her partner and how the lifestyle works into their relationship. She talked a bit about how she plays as a unicorn and her thoughts on her interactions with couples. They even talked about girl-on-girl, strap-on play and pegging! The show wraps up with talking about how Robyn can get more pleasure from fucking a man, seeing that she’s way more into lady-bits and her man-woman sexy skills could use a boost!
If you enjoyed our show today or have feedback to share, be sure to get in touch with us at TastyMuffinLover or DragonTatsNTucson on SLS, or find us on Twitter @UnicornReport! Enjoy the show as long as you’re over 18!Naughty in Nawlins Day 4: Big Sleazy Tour & Wrap-up, Ep 30
July 13, 2017 04:15 PM PDT
Hi sexy friends, welcome to the Unicorn Report! This episode is the last in our four-part series recalling our sexy adventures at Naughty in Nawlins, the largest lifestyle convention in the world! It was a pleasure to bring you this audio tour, and we hope you enjoyed it!
In this last episode, we went on the Big Sleazy Tour with Rev. Master Jeffrey of the Strange True Tours company (www.strangetruetours.com). He took us on a walking tour of the French Quarter and described the sexual history of New Orleans. We learned about events that other tours are afraid to discuss, the sexual roots that made New Orleans what it is today. In my opinion this tour was one of the most enjoyable, with everyone being uniquely engaged through the skill of our tour guide. During our interview with Jeffrey we also talked about how the people of New Orleans appreciate the lifestyle convention, as this city is an oasis of acceptance amid the conservative mentality of the Deep South.
As the day progressed, we wrapped up our vacation talking about our visit to the Swamp bar post-party and networking with people in the lifestyle industry. We had the good luck of running into and chatting with our beautiful unicorn friend from the previous evening in the BBC room (see episode 27). As the evening came to a close, we enjoyed hookah with our new lifestyle friends we made during our stay here, and Dave revealed his secret bromance with J from the Average Swingers podcast! Last, as we snuggled in bed, Dave and I talked about our takeaways from the vacation; what we learned from our trip and how great friends, great sex and learning experiences can make you a better person!
July 13, 2017 12:36 AM PDT
Hello sexy friends, welcome to the Unicorn Report! This is the fourth episode in a four-part series recalling our sexy adventures at Naughty in Nawlins, the largest lifestyle convention in the world! This episode is the first part of Day 4, and the second part of Day 4 will be following in the next episode, to keep the length more managable. We had the distinct pleasure of interviewing Mr. and Mrs. Tango of the podcast 'Two or More to Tango'. Please check them out on iTunes or Stitcher, they are awesome! We talked about women and percieved levels of bisexuality in the lifestyle. We also discussed exploring bisexuality for women who have an interest but with little or no experience. Mrs. Tango’s other question was in regards to strap-on play. With me being a lesbian exclusively for more than 20 years and having lots of strap-on experiences, she wanted a consultation on types of harnesses, dildos, and tips for how to have strap-on sex. Towards the end of the interview, the Tangos filled us in on tips for using a Sybian, which if you have not seen one, is a large vibrating device that a woman straddles and although I have not experienced it myself yet, I’ve heard it can bring on a huge orgasm! This is one informative episode you will not want to miss! Just a disclaimer however, in the first part of the show, Dave and I had been drinking so the Tangos’ introduction is a bit goofy at best, but for the actual interview we were all sober and sensible, I promise!
July 12, 2017 04:07 PM PDT
Hey sexy friends, welcome to the Unicorn Report! This is the third of four episodes recalling our sexy adventures at Naughty in Nawlins, the largest lifestyle convention in the world! Friday we kept the sexual energy going with a brief visit to the Beach bar, one of the hosted venues of the convention. Watching the topless ladies dancing and getting sexy with each other had me sweating, and not because it was hot outside! On the way to the bar, Dave got his own surprise from a lady who wanted to get personal under his kilt. Later in the day we talked with other podcasters at the Podcaster Forum. Hopefully I will be able to rebroadcast it soon on the show, stay tuned for that. Afterwards we learned all about how animals get sexy. Who would’ve guessed monkeys are capable of prostituting themselves for grapes? As the evening progressed, Dave and I visited Colette’s, a long-standing lifestyle club in New Orleans. Although most of it was a sexy experience, it took a dark turn which caught us both off-guard. We made the best of it however and wrapped up the night snuggled together in bed. Join us as we continue our audio tour of this wild lifestyle adventure!
July 11, 2017 05:55 PM PDT
Hey sexy friends, welcome to the Unicorn Report! This is the second of four episodes retelling our sexy adventures at Naughty in Nawlins, the largest lifestyle convention in the world! On day two, we headed to the Erotic Photography workshop, and as we learned, a super sexy picture on a lifestyle site can get you laid! Later, we were off to the bisexual meet-n-greet and the Lifestyle Awards. After all that, I embarked on a mission to find a super hot lady to play with, and after some discussion, we decided that I should go to the ‘Plus One’ room, a playroom for couples seeking men with big black cocks (aka BBC). I set out to mix up the status quo and offer the ladies something a bit different, a big PURPLE cock strap-on (aka BPC). The guys in the room were skeptical, but let me tell you, I showed them a thing or two about hot lady lovin’, They even gave me a T-shirt afterwards! The night concluded cooling off at the pool, then heating it back up again on a chaise lounge. This episode is one for the history books!
July 10, 2017 12:30 PM PDT
Hi sexy friends, welcome to the Unicorn Report! This is the first of four episodes retelling our sexy adventures at Naughty in Nawlins, the largest lifestyle convention in the world! We went to the Swingercast Meet and Greet and had the pleasure of meeting lots of other podcasters who also talk about the lifestyle. We marched in the world-famous Swinger Parade, celebrating sexual freedom. Afterwards, there was the dance in the ballroom and the playroom tour. The evening concluded with an exploration of the foreboding Dark Room, a pitch black playroom where almost anything goes and you can’t see who did it. It was fun, creepy, weird and unforgettable all wrapped into one experience. You won’t want to miss a moment! Mixed in throughout the series is street music recorded as it spilled out from the bars.
This show is about the sexy adventures of a single bisexual woman in the lifestyle. We're called unicorns because we are harder to find than couples and single males. Some even call us mythical creatures. I just call it fun!
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