The Unicorn Report
Adventures of a single bisexual woman in the lifestyle
SV XXXcitement Anniversary Party (AND sexy noises!), Ep 41
September 28, 2017 07:53 PM PDT
Hey unicorn friends, this week was quieter than usual but still filled to the brim with glittery mystical unicorn goodness! Dave and I headed down to Sierra Vista to the Serra Vista Erotic XXXcitement party without a plan and no expectations, which many times is the best way to go! We got a great interview from Mr. T, the host of the party and then a spontaneous Lifestyle Jam erupted! It was funny as hell so we recorded one of the songs which will be sure to tease your earhole with exquisite auditory pleasure! Check out this very talented musician on Facebook on his ‘Cloudless’ page. Later in the episode Dave and I wrap up the evening talking about what happens when a hot lady waits three years to get another hot strap-on experience with a woman!
Thanks for tuning in! We love our listeners! Give us a visit on Twitter @UncornReport or find us on SLS.com, DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. Enjoy the show as long as you are over 18.
If you’re still reading this, Dave and Mile High Jackie got together mid-week to make some super sexy noises for you to enjoy. I wish I could’ve been there but I was stuck at work. They did send me some hot pictures though! At the very end I also threw in some outtakes from the microphone testing just for the hell of it. Enjoy!Work Hard, Play Hard! Ep 40
September 20, 2017 09:21 PM PDT
Hey unicorn lovers, wanna know what happens when you get a bunch of horny sexy bisexual women together at a lifestyle party? HOT & STEAMY GIRL-ON-GIRL GROUP SEX!!! Other highlights include: Miss K is our special unicorn guest star this week and recounts her naughty bachelorette party antics! Once the party started to wind down and after she had some BBC action, she invited Dave and I over to her house for more threesome unicorn shenanigans. I was on top of my game with the energy level of a porn star! It was quite the evening to be sure.
Throw us some glittery unicorn rainbow lovin’ on Twitter @UnicornReport or find us on SLS.com, DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. Enjoy the show as long as you are over 18.Mile High Unicorn, Bachelorette Party & Sexy Noises! Ep 39
September 17, 2017 08:44 PM PDT
Hey unicorn lovers! This week Dave interviewed a sultry unicorn new to town with some sexy noises thrown into the mix at the end of the episode. You're guaranteed to have an 'eargasm'!!! Later on I talked with my bestie Gorda about a super sexy bachelorette party I attended all weekend. Enjoy the show!
If you want to throw some glittery unicorn love our way, find us on Twitter @UnicornReport or on SLS.com as DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. Enjoy the show as long as you're over 18!Naughty School Girl Party Pt 2, Ep 38
September 04, 2017 06:48 PM PDT
Hello naughty unicorn friends! This is part 2 of our Naughty School Girl episode from the Sierra Vista XXXcitement party. All the ladies (and Dave) dressed up in white blouses and skimpy red plaid mini skirts. Dave discovered it’s not so easy to be a girl, and one must sacrifice comfort for beauty, especially when it comes to purple wigs! The highlight of the evening was playing as a ‘couple’ (we are of course still single) with a super hot couple, Mr J and Mrs. K. It was a sexy evening neither of us will forget!
AND we have a special treat for our listeners this week! We posted pictures of us in our naughty school girl uniforms @UnicornReport on Twitter! I stole Dave’s wig for the picture, but he didn’t like the wig that much anyway, so he wasn’t too upset about it. Enjoy the show as long as you’re over 18!Lesbian Erotica & Naughty School Girls, Ep 37
September 03, 2017 12:32 PM PDT
Hey unicorn peeps! This show is all about my lesbian shenanigans and naughty school girl action! I described the scene by trying my hand at some erotica with lesbian strap-on play, and the best part is that it’s NONfiction! Unicorn-on-Unicorn play is the best! We also talked about another hot encounter with a woman while the guys watched. The naughty school girl party is on deck, and Snuggly Dave talks about looking sexy in his naughty school girl skirt!!!
Check us out on Twitter @UnicornReport, and look us up on SLS.com, DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. Enjoy the show as long as you’re at least old enough to vote!!!Narwhal Report: CSI Edition! Ep 36
September 01, 2017 03:05 PM PDT
Hey unicorn lovers! This week Dave shares his story about a covert encounter with a sexy unicorn friend in a cheap motel in a seedy part of town. They were primed for a night of hot sex, but turns out they got a hell of a lot more than they bargained for!!! No spoilers...Just listen.
If you enjoyed our show today, catch us on Twitter @UnicornReport or look us up on SLS.com, DragonTatsNTucson and TastyMuffinLover. This show is only for those 18+.Arizona NSA Mansion Party, Ep 35
August 15, 2017 10:50 PM PDT
Hey Unicorn peeps! This week Dave and I headed up to Phoenix to check out a huge mansion party through the group ‘Arizona NSA Fun’ on SLS.com. Before going to the party, Dave and I had some fun of our own, and I talked about my hot threesome the previous night with C and A. Later on after scoping things out all night, I got some fun interviews with sexy ladies at the party! I also had the great luck of finding a very special sexy unicorn to play with after the party ended in our hotel room while the guys watched. I interviewed her about her no-bullshit strategy for getting laid. She also shared that while I was making her cum, she experienced a demonic moment and almost felt like speaking in tongues…I just hope that’s a good thing!
If you enjoyed our show today and would like to share the love, catch us on Twitter at the Unicorn Report, or hit us up on SLS.com. TastyMuffinLover and DragonTatsNTucson. Don’t be shy, we love to hear from our listeners!Sultry Small Town Fun & Sexy Noises! Ep 34
July 31, 2017 10:51 PM PDT
Hey unicorn friends! This episode is all about small town fun! I started out early in the week in Eloy at a small roadside motel with long-time friends of the show, MuzicMan and Mistress Kiera. We explored pegging, how to turn a normally in-charge guy into an obedient sub and some other interesting kinks.
Later in the week, the show traveled south to Sierra Vista. Snuggly Dave and I had the pleasure of having a special unicorn guest star with us, and we talked with her about her plans for the party, recorded her thoughts during the event and did a post-show wrap up with her afterwards.. I also interviewed some of the other party-goers and they shared their often funny and irreverent insights into the evening.
Dave finished this week's episode with more sexy noises from a rendezvous with an out of town super hot lady friend!
This week is a menagerie of on-location, spontaneous podcasting you won’t want to miss!
If you enjoyed our show today or have feedback to share, be sure to get in touch with us at TastyMuffinLover or DragonTatsNTucson on SLS.com, or find us on Twitter @UnicornReport! Enjoy the show as long as you’re over 18!Topless Pool Party & Naughty in Nawlins Surprise! Ep 33
July 23, 2017 09:40 PM PDT
Hey Unicorn Peeps! Dave and I set out this week to explore what happens when you go out of town to a topless lifestyle pool party not knowing a single person! It was certainly entertaining, with an unexpected twist!
Later on in the show we talk about how our participation in the Naughty in Nawlins Swinger Parade ended up in the New York Post and a paper in the UK. Who would’ve thought out of literally thousands of swingers, WE would be part of the media frenzy! I still can’t believe it!
If you enjoyed our show today or have feedback to share, be sure to get in touch with us at TastyMuffinLover or DragonTatsNTucson on SLS, or find us on Twitter @UnicornReport! Enjoy the show as long as you’re over 18!BDSM Red Room, Kumbaya Swinger Circle & Sexy Noises! Ep 32
July 18, 2017 03:14 PM PDT
Hey Unicorn Lovers! This week’s episode has Snuggly Dave and I visiting the Flying Wild crew for more sexy shenanigans! Today’s show is unique in that the action was recorded spontaneously so you can hear first-hand what happened!
The show begins in the Red Room, a secretive place normally kept locked in their home. Within its confines lay the edgy BDSM play in which they indulge with each other and their adventurous guests. We were invited inside for a demonstration of such sultry pleasures and Mr Snuggly Dave himself became the eager recipient of Mistress Kimberly’s skillful domination.
Later on, I suggested trying something new, a ’Kumbaya Swinger Circle’ of sorts, in which all of us revealed our sexual desires for this adventure we were about to begin. This erotic discussion really ramped up the evening because as they say, communication is SEXY!!! Miss Kimberly and I wrap up the show enjoying an intensely intimate and passionate moment together.
If you enjoyed our show today or have feedback to share, be sure to get in touch with us at TastyMuffinLover or DragonTatsNTucson on SLS, or find us on Twitter @UnicornReport! Enjoy the show as long as you’re over 18!
This show is about the sexy adventures of a single bisexual woman in the lifestyle. We're called unicorns because we are harder to find than couples and single males. Some even call us mythical creatures. I just call it fun!
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