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B-52's Sexy Birthday Party! Ep 66
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March 23, 2018 10:46 PM PDT
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Hey sexy peeps! This week is filled with all kinds of naughty birthday party goodness! Several of our friends turned 52 this month so friends of the show, K & J, threw their very own B-52’s party. If you’ve ever heard the song ‘Love Shack’, you know what I’m talking about, and if you don’t, you’ll definitely want to look it up. I interviewed the party attendees and asked them all kinds of sexy and silly birthday questions. Later on in the episode I spoke at length with a single guy who shared his story about playing that evening with a very sexy lady. Wrapping up the show is Snuggly Dave, who tells us about the amazing and addictive massages that he did with all the sexy ladies at the party.

And don’t forget, we have our UNICORN REPORT LIVE SHOW Monday March 26th, at 11:00pm EST, 8:00pm PST on ASNRADIO.com! We’ll talk to Janelle Fennec, a gorgeous trans porn star and lifestyle unicorn! Don’t miss it!
Got questions? Call into the show LIVE on our UNICORN HOTLINE!!! (520) 275-6123. You can also call in anytime and leave us a voicemail. We’ll share your best questions on the show!

If you happen to miss the live broadcast it’ll be archived on the ASNRADIO.com network for you to access at your convenience.

We love our sexy friends! Hit us up on Twitter @UnicornReport and @TastyMuffinLvr. And remember…I ASK because ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!

Mistress P Has Her Way with Us! Ep 65
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March 18, 2018 11:15 PM PDT
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Hey sexy unicorn friends! This week Dave and I met up with Mistress P, a unicorn who is also a BDSM dominant in her lifestyle play. We talked about what we did that evening (spoiler…it might involve MFF sex) and how Mistress P came into her role as a dominatrix. The second half of the show really heats up when I recorded our LIVE play session for you to enjoy. I describe the action for you as it happens, and it is HOT! Dave was tied up, flogged, waxed and just a bit humiliated, as per his mistress’ pleasure!

In other awesome news, we have our third UNICORN REPORT LIVE SHOW Monday March 19th, at 11:00pm EST, 8:00pm PST on ASNRADIO.com! We’ll talk to Bob Hannaford, the founder of Naughty in Nawlins (www.naughtynawlins.com), the largest lifestyle convention in the world in New Orleans Louisiana! He’s going to give us the down and dirty on this sexy event. If you have questions for Bob (or us), call into the show LIVE on our BRAND SPANKIN’ NEW UNICORN HOTLINE!!! (520) 275-6123. You can also call in anytime and leave us a voicemail. We’ll share your best questions on the show!

If you happen to miss the live broadcast it’ll be archived on the ASNRADIO.com network for you to access at your convenience.

We love our sexy friends! Hit us up on Twitter @UnicornReport and @TastyMuffinLvr. And remember…I ASK because ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!

A First Girl-on-Girl Experience BEFORE & AFTER, Ep 64
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March 08, 2018 09:54 PM PST
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Hey sexy lifestyle friends, this week is all about new experiences! I interviewed a woman who’s never had a one-on-one girl-on-girl encounter before. She’s always wanted to explore what it would feel like to be alone with another woman and tonight was the night. While making dinner we talked about what she was anticipating and then after the sexy fun we laid in bed together snuggling and she shared her sexy thoughts on the experience. Losing your ‘lesbian virginity’ can only happen ONCE IN A LIFETIME and this beautiful, intelligent and insightful woman was incredibly brave to share it with you, our curious listeners.

AND in other awesome news, we have our second UNICORN REPORT LIVE SHOW Monday March 12th, at 8:00pm Arizona time (11:00pm Eastern, 8:00pm Pacific) on ASNRADIO.com! Tune in to hear Snuggly Dave and the folks from MyBDSMsupply.com talk all about BDSM basics, how it intersects with the lifestyle and all the kinky equipment you’ll need to rev up that fantasy life you’ve always wanted. …And Dave told me he’s gonna dish about being restraint-shamed by a VERY dominant unicorn (I’ll give you a hint, it wasn’t me)! If you happen to miss the live broadcast, not to worry, it’ll be archived on the ASNRADIO.com network for you to access at your convenience.

We love our sexy friends! Hit us up on Twitter @UnicornReport and @TastyMuffinLvr. And remember…I ASK because ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!

Hot Latina Lady Lovin'! (AND LIVE SHOW NEWS) Ep 63
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March 04, 2018 10:08 PM PST
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Hey unicorn friends, this week is filled with SUPER HOT Latina lady lovin’! I had the most excellent fortune of meeting a gorgeous Latina woman at our Super Bowl play party and oh my goodness, it was a girl-on-girl experience I will not soon forget! Afterwards, Dave and I finished out the night on a chaise lounge pulling some seriously professional Yoga moves and then… Canadian J helped herself to my face. I *almost* had to tap out!

Hey and you know what? We have some really BIG NEWS for you! March 5th at 8:00 pm Arizona time (10:00pm Eastern) we will be hosting a BRAND SPANKIN’ NEW UNICORN REPORT LIVE SHOW on ASNRADIO.com!!! Tune in to hear about all the exciting and sexy events happening at Sin City 8 in Las Vegas, NV from Bobbi Forrester, one of the organizers of this event. It’s scheduled for May 30th - June 3rd, 2018. It’s a 100% topless resort takeover. Sign up now before the hotel is sold out! If you use the discount code ‘UNICORNREPORT’ you’ll get 10% off the ticket price! Snuggly Dave and I will be there, and I’ve already decided to leave all my shirts at home! Go to Menagelife.com for more deliciously informative details. If you happen to miss the live broadcast, not to worry, it’ll be archived on the ASNRADIO.com network for you to access at your convenience.

We love our sexy listeners! Hit us up on Twitter @UnicornReport and @TastyMuffinLvr. And finally, don’t ever forget to ask, ‘cuz you know why? ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

Snuggly Dave Seduces a Unicorn Through Massage! Ep 62
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February 26, 2018 07:47 PM PST
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Snuggly Dave retells a titillating story of seducing a beautiful unicorn through the power of massage. More than one woman has been wooed by his strong yet gentle touch. Enjoy while I listen along... and almost touch myself!

Hit us up on Twitter @UnicornReport or @TastyMuffinlvr, and ASNRADIO.com, the most awesome radio network in the world! Remember, you must be 18+ to listen to this podcast and ALWAYS ASK FIRST BECAUSE ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

AVN Expo & Naughty Vegas Vacation, Part 3 of 3, Ep 61
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February 18, 2018 09:30 PM PST
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Hey sexy listeners! This week is the final episode detailing our AVN Expo and naughty Las Vegas vacation. Highlights include: We score an awesome show opener with Evan Stone! We share sexy talk with Dr. Amanda, a sexologist and lifestyle unicorn! We find out why Lollipop Little, a woman who dresses in a dinosaur onesie and dances around on cam, is super HOT!!! We interview the stars in the live comedy show, Puppetry of the Penis, who create astonishing origami with their genitals! …And since Snuggly Dave decided to skip the show that night, Sexy Dawn and I tried to convince him why taking up a new hobby of genital balloon-animals would be incredibly awesome. Find out how successful we were! To top off the episode, we catch up with Ron Jeremy and talk about his experience in the lifestyle. …And listeners, here’s a secret… Ron got a little frisky with me and Sexy Dawn. I don’t want to spoil anything, but I’ll tell you this: it was a gripping experience.

We love our sexy listeners! Hit us up on Twitter @UnicornReport and @TastyMuffinLvr. Check us out on the most awesome radio network in the world, asnradio.com! You must be over 18 to listen to this episode. And finally, don’t ever forget… WE ASK BECAUSE ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

Mom/Daughter & Trans Porn Stars PLUS My NV Brothel Experience, Ep 60
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February 11, 2018 08:14 PM PST
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What’s hotter than a hot MILF? Fucking a MILF AND her sexy daughter at the same time!!! We interviewed Vikki Vaughn and her daughter Veronica Vaughn about how they share the same man in the same porn scenes. You have to hear it to believe it! Later, we interviewed Janelle Fennec, a beautiful transsexual porn star. Both Veronica and Janelle talked about the lifestyle as well, which definitely added to our curiosity.

Later in the episode we talked about how Sexy Dawn and I visited the Erotic Heritage Museum. It re-ignited old memories of when I visited a brothel in Carson City, NV to play with my ex-girlfriend. It’s one of my favorite memories, and I hope you enjoy it too.

So sit back, relax and join us as Snuggly Dave, Sexy Dawn and I continue our audio tour of the Adult Entertainment Expo and other delights in Las Vegas, NV. This episode is part 2 of 3 upcoming episodes about this sexy topic.

We love our sexy listeners! You can hit us up on Twitter @UnicornReport or @TastyMuffinLvr. You can also catch us at asnradio.com! If you’re under 18, turn this off right now before your brain melts.

AVN Expo & TOUCH Lifestyle Party, Part 1 of 3; Ep 59
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February 03, 2018 08:39 PM PST
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Hey unicorn lovers! This week Snuggly Dave, Sexy Dawn and I headed to Las Vegas, NV for the Adult Entertainment Expo, hosted by the AVN Media Network, as well as the TOUCH Lifestyle weekend, hosted by PurrfectLV! This episode is part 1 of 3 upcoming shows exploring the porn industry and the lifestyle and how the two intermingle at times.

This week we interview: Mindi Mink, Eva Long, Brandi Love, the girls from the Girlsway Network, and Jessica Fappit. Later in this episode we talk about all the sexy (and sometimes not-so-sexy) happenings at the TOUCH Lifestyle event, which was across the street from the AVN’s at the Alexis Park Hotel.

We love our sexy listeners! You can hit us up on Twitter @UnicornReport or @TastyMuffinLover. If you’re in the lifestyle, send me (TastyMuffinLover) or Dave (DragonTatsNTucson) some lovin’ on swinglifestyle.com. You can also catch us at asnradio.com! If you’re under 18, turn off this podcast right now and go to sleep, it’s WAY past your bedtime!!!

FUCK MY FACE!!! (& Other Shenanigans) Ep 58
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January 29, 2018 09:53 PM PST
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Have you ever commanded the words “FUCK MY FACE!”? Mmm…Me neither until last weekend when I encountered a cock I could not resist…or maybe it was the Tito’s Vodka. Either way, it was one salacious evening!

And don’t go anywhere listeners, sexy Snuggly Dave gushes about he banged a hot caramel-skinned beauty, got a date with a hot MILF and then snuck in a little shenanigans with me before his new unicorn date met us at our hotel room before the play party. (Dave knows how to plan his week)

That night at the party I showed a newbie couple the lesbian ropes. She was shaky and nervous before we started but quickly forgot all about it once her orgasms started rolling in…Grab a towel bitches, you’re gonna need it for this episode.

Wanna know a secret? If you go to ASN Radio Network (asnradio.com) you can find us in a dark corner, I’ll be waiting for you, and don’t forget to tweet about it afterwards. Tag us @UnicornReport. If you’re under 18 turn this off right now and get back to your sex ed homework. You can thank me later.

2017 You Were One Sexy Bitch! Part 3 of 3, Ep 57
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January 22, 2018 09:56 PM PST
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Listen you little slut, this is the last time we’re going to talk about 2017. I want you to bend over and take it all in like my good little unicorn. You’ve been my loyal listener all year long so I’m going to reward you with sexy stories about orgasms and then I’m going to blow you…blow you away with some hot, hot, HOT tips.

And you know what else? If you go to ASN Radio Network (asnradio.com) you can find us there in the back room. If you’re feeling sassy I’ll be waiting for you baby on Twitter @UnicornReport. You better be over 18 though or I’m gonna send you home crying to your momma and I won’t be nice about it either, cuz I am one bitchy ass unicorn.

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