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Happy 420 Day! Ep 103
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May 05, 2019 09:40 PM PDT
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SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: This episode has no educational value, no plot whatsoever and will make very little sense to the average listener. Side effects may include confusion and/or wet panties. Consult your doctor dammit!!!

Directions Adults 18 and over: Partake of chosen herb. Wait 15 minutes. Turn on this podcast. Your results may vary but we promise it’s GENIUS!!!

Send us a smoke signal on Twitter @unicornreport.
AND DON’T FORGET….ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

March Madness, LIVE! Ep 102
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April 29, 2019 08:35 PM PDT
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One man. Five horny unicorns. One HOT sex party. (Sierra Erotic XXXcitement on SLS.com) One looooong sex romp. LIVE. Need I say more? Oh and there’s strap-on’s too, cuz unicorns love to bang each other.

Taste our glittery unicorn rainbow on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son.
AND JUST CUZ IT’S WORTH SAYING…ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

OMG I'm a...Unicorn?! Ep 101
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April 14, 2019 08:17 PM PDT
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Hello unicorn friends! This week it’s just the girls... in bed together gossiping about unicorn secrets and cracking up about the whole thing! My arch rival in jello wrestling, sexy, beautiful unicorn friend shares her journey into the lifestyle and all of her naughty escapades since!

Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport, @tastymuffinlvr and @dragontatsn2son. ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

SLS.com Erotic Story: ‘Three Way’, Ep 100
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April 05, 2019 07:59 PM PDT
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Hey sexylicious friends! This is a very, very special episode. This marks our 100th show, OMG. I never thought I would get this far. And you know what, I could not have done it without you, the listeners! Thank you so much, without listeners there is no podcast. I also want to throw a very special shout-out to Snuggly Dave, my awesome co-host and partner in we like to call ‘crimes against the lifestyle’, you rock! Also, to ALL the contributors to the show over the years, you know who you are, and you keep this show HOT! Here’s another fun fact, I posted my very first episode 4 years ago, on April 2, 2015. It’s truly just a coincidence that it’s happening at our 100th episode, how cool is that? Here’s to 100 more sexy adventures…Keep the debauchery going my sexy friends!

Hey wanna know a secret? You’re gonna get ALL of me tonight, just you…and me. It’s something I’ve never done before and I want you to join me. Sometimes I just like to mix things up a bit to keep it interesting. I’ll be reading an erotic story to you called ‘Three Way’ from SLS.com. It stars a unicorn who has her first lifestyle encounter with a couple, and I have to say, it gets hot in a hurry.

Now here’s my disclaimer…You’d think after 100 episodes I would have the audio quality down to a science. Not. So. Much. I read this story all the way through for 40 minutes and then I discovered my mic mysteriously turned itself off and on again several times. My guess is the connection got loose. Not to worry however, It just sounds a little different at certain points, but it’s still very clear. But…Don’t let a little thing like that distract you. I know you’re touching yourself right now and you deserve your full attention.

We love our sexy friends! Reach us on Twitter @UnicornReport @TastyMuffinLvr and @DragonTatsN2Son
REMEMBER…ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

Getting Grrlicious & LIVE BeadSluts!!! Ep 99
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March 29, 2019 08:31 PM PDT
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Join us as Snuggly Dave and I recount the previous weekend’s tawdry activities while we wait to go to the Sierra Vista play party... I had some hot double girl-on-girl role-playing action with a naughty masseuse then with an aspiring gymnast. I finished the night off with Snuggly Dave! What can I say? Sometimes a girl has needs.

The second half of this episode was recorded LIVE at the Sierra Erotic XXXcitement Mardi Gras party (check it out on SLS.com). I managed to haggle my way to a minimal effort for maximum entertainment.

We love our sexy friends! Reach us on Twitter @UnicornReport @TastyMuffinLvr and @DragonTatsN2Son
REMEMBER…ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

Eight Ladies LIVE at Sea Mountain Resort in Vegas, Ep 98
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March 17, 2019 10:43 PM PDT
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Find out what happens when eight women who are friends in the lifestyle go to Vegas for an all-girls weekend. We decided to give Sea Mountain Lifestyle Resort a try... All I can say is, it was funny as hell. big grin

Unicorn Mailbag & Sierra Vista High Jinks, Ep 97
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March 10, 2019 12:46 PM PDT
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Hey sexy friends! This week we unloaded the Unicorn Mailbag from SLS.com and tried to answer a perplexing question, “Am I the ‘Mother Theresa’ of the lifestyle”? Several couples apparently seem to think so! Later in the episode we shared our Sierra Vista Party shenanigans. Could Snuggly Dave and I pull off role-playing a couple of gay male lovers? Would I be able to withstand the intensity of some hot girly action and then dish it out later? Find out! And finally, we do a shout out to bisexual porn stars, Mindy Mink and Eva Long, also known as the ‘patron saints’ of our dear Unicorn Report podcast. WWMMD. Before you make that critical decision in the LS, ask yourself, “Who would Mindy Mink do?”. big grin

We love our sexy friends! Reach us on Twitter @UnicornReport @TastyMuffinLvr and @DragonTatsN2Son
REMEMBER…ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

2018 Wrap-up: Why Won't You Let Me Go Down on You? 4 of 4, Ep 96
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March 02, 2019 09:32 PM PST
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PART 4 of 4
Hey sexy friends! Welcome back to the ‘Fuck My Face!’ 2018 Update! This is the last episode in a four-part series. Highlights include:

Fuckin and mud wrasslin’
Dating disasters & boundaries with Diana Ryan
Club Encounters
Shy unicorns, drunk rock stars, & horny narwhals
A Love letter to Holly
Jello wrestling
Dave gets the gay
Mindi Mink’s radio show
Miscellaneous random topics
Shout out to sapphic swingers!!!
CNN’s Lisa Ling

OMG And I almost forgot at the end of the episode I do some sexy stuff which I recorded LIVE at our local lifestyle New Year’s Eve party. Yep, that was me. big grin

We love our sexy friends! Reach us on Twitter @UnicornReport @TastyMuffinLvr and @DragonTatsN2Son
REMEMBER…ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

2018 Update [CENSORED] Part 3 of 4, Ep 95
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February 22, 2019 11:17 PM PST
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PART 3 of 4
Hey sexy friends! Welcome back to the ‘Fuck My Face!’ 2018 Update! This is the third episode in a four-part series which will update you on most of the episodes we have done for 2018. If you’re a regular listener of the Unicorn Report, this is one series you won’t want to miss and if you’re new to the show, it’ll give you a preview on which episodes you might want to listen to later. Enjoy! (Music by ‘Goddess and She’ from Tucson Pride 2018)

Highlights include:
-Red White & Boom party update
-ASN gives us the axe from their radio network
-The Annual Lifestyle Awards fucks up the voting for Best Podcast, then gave us a BS explanation (they did fix it after we called them out)
-Naughty in Nawlins’ Bob Hannaford makes us sign a contract to censor the Unicorn Report in order to attend NIN 2018.
-The risks of telling the truth in the lifestyle and the ‘code of silence’ perpetuated by big lifestyle promoters

We love our sexy friends! Reach us on Twitter @UnicornReport @TastyMuffinLvr and @DragonTatsN2Son
REMEMBER…ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

2018 'Fuck My Face!' Update Part 2 of 4, Ep 94
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February 03, 2019 02:40 PM PST
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PART 2 of 4
Hey sexy friends! Welcome back to the ‘Fuck My Face!’ 2018 Update! This is the second episode in a four-part series which will update you on most of the episodes we did for 2018. If you’re a regular listener of the Unicorn Report, this is one series you won’t want to miss and if you’re new to the show, it’ll give you a preview on which episodes you might want to listen to later. Enjoy!

Highlights of this episode: Cherryblossom, Sin City 8, Sepharthas, Queen Honeybuns, The Exotic Marie, cannabis & sex in Vegas, cannabis transforms Dave’s life for the better and Dave’s bisexual SLS group

We love our sexy friends! Reach us on Twitter @UnicornReport @TastyMuffinLvr and @DragonTatsN2Son
REMEMBER…ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

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