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Erotic Story: "A Full Service Spa Changes Our Lives", Ep 151
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March 07, 2021 09:36 AM PST
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I agreed to attend the women's seminar out of a feeling of obligation to a good friend. She had formed a company holding empowerment seminars for female corporate executives a year ago and this was the first retreat she had organized. I persuaded my company to pay for it because seven days at a health spa near New Mexico sounded good anyway. I hadn't been away from my husband for more than a day or two for years but his company was involved in a big merger so he couldn't come with me. Getting there was a pain in the ass but when I arrived the place was heaven... I figured I'd go straight to the jacuzzi.... The spicy scent of the Santa Fe foliage drifted to the water. No one else was there, so I slipped out of my clothes and sat in the tub, my back to the door. The water swirled around and I just began to feel relaxed when I felt the door creak open... (story courtesy of SLS.com). Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Erotic Story: "My Most Erotic Night" & Unicorn Mailbag, Ep 150
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February 20, 2021 03:02 PM PST
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(story courtesy of SLS.com) Amy and Rob moved into our neighborhood several years ago. Amy and I became friends as soon as we met. Even though I had never felt an attraction to women, there was something about Amy that attracted me right from the start. The way she carries herself and acts seems to attract both men and women. She has a wholesome girl next door appearance that belies hers sexy and sensual personality (20 minutes). MAILBAG: I said that I was gonna wait til March to check my SLS messages, but curiosity got the best of me.... Check us out on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Temple of the Anus, Ep 149
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February 14, 2021 05:33 PM PST
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Behold ye most faire unicorn lovers, our hero, Snuggly Dave, readies his longsword and bravely enters the TEMPLE OF THE ANUS. Who knows what mysteries lurk beyond the dark gates of the sphincter! Shall a ravenous dragon swoop down and swallow our courageous adventurer or will Snuggly Dave rise to the occasion and pull his sword from the stone? Listen and the truth shall be told. Godspeed to the ANUS!!! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Dave's Man-on-Man WienerPalooza, Ep 148
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January 31, 2021 09:53 AM PST
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Hey unicorn friends! You know, I gotta be honest. I thought last week's WienerPalooza was a bit of a letdown when the two guys I invited over weren't as into each other as I'd hoped... But not to worry, because this week, Snuggly Dave reignites my fantasy with another potential sexy man-on-man encounter. For the past few weeks, he's been in contact with a couple from SLS.com about the wife's fantasy. She wants to watch her husband suck another man's wiener and then slip it into his anus! Is Snuggly Dave up to the challenge? And even more importantly, how can I get these two men to engage in the unbridled homosexual passion I've always fantasized about watching? Listen as I attempt to suck and squeeze out every last detail out of Dave on this hard, throbbing issue! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

WienerPalooza! Ep 147
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January 24, 2021 03:22 PM PST
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Hello unicorn friends, and welcome the first annual (and perhaps last ever?!) WienerPalooza! As some of you might know, I am generally more into the ladies, but since we're fresh into a new year I figured it would be a great time to spice up my sex life with some new adventures. This week I decided to invite over a couple of single guys, Snuggly Dave and a new guy, Cactus Mark. Before we all hooked up, Mark shared some of his experiences in the lifestyle, how cannabis is adding a new dimension to his sex life, and a few other risque topics. Later on we do a post-hookup report and I let the listeners know exactly how I felt about this latest adventure... No spoilers, but let's just say it was a learning experience for all of us! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Erotic Story: "Wife's Personal Trainer Seduces Her", Ep 146
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January 17, 2021 09:49 AM PST
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Hello unicorn lovers! 2021 is a new year with new resolutions, and this week's erotic story is about getting fit while also getting laid (story courtesy of SLS.com). I have always been vocal with Lisa about my fantasy of having a threesome with another woman. And she has always been equally as vocal with me, letting me know that it would never, ever happen. Lisa has a lot of hang-ups about sex that are probably due to her Southern Baptist upbringing and her mother's influence....She has always been reluctant to try new things....But when she meets Julie, her new personal trainer, Lisa soon discovers that Julie has the power to push Lisa beyond her physical...and erotic limits! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Erotic Story: "My New Roommate", Ep 145
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January 10, 2021 05:37 PM PST
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Hey unicorn friends! This week is all about red-hot lesbian lovin'! One night we were up late studying for a test that we had the next day in the class that we shared. I was confused about a certain topic and asked her to come explain it to me. She got up and came and stood behind my chair where I was sitting at my desk. She leaned over and rested her head on my shoulder and let it lean up against my head as she concentrated on my notebook. At this moment all the feelings I had for her, that I had suppressed came rushing back all at once. I wanted nothing more than to kiss her at that moment, but I resisted for fear of her response... Her skin touching mine, the sound of her soft, sweet voice in my ear, and the smell of her perfume mixed with mine hypnotized me... (story courtesy of SLS.com). Catch us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Sexy Up's and Down's & Erotic Story: "Gala Crashing", Ep 144
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January 03, 2021 11:16 AM PST
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Hey unicorn friends, welcome to a brand-spankin' new year! This week is a continuation of Snuggly Dave's sexy saga at the animal shelter. (Spoiler alert! There's angst brewing, and this time it's not the animals who are in trouble!). I also share some sexy stories of my own. (duration 65 minutes) Later in the episode is an erotic story, "Gala Crashing" (courtesy of SLS.com). "I asked him about the party and he told me what took place tonight would depend on what we wanted to happen. He let me know that he's very turned on to me by the way he was holding me and looking at me as we danced. He held me against his erection and his behavior became much more personal as he talked," Trish shared. A sexy, mischievous little smile formed on her red lips. Trish's words and her playful attitude went straight to my dick... Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffnlvr @dragontatsn2son

Erotic Story: "Extra Credit Assignment", Ep 143
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December 27, 2020 11:08 AM PST
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Hello unicorn lovers! We're ending this catastrophic year by checking off one last thing on our to-do list, the erotic story, "Extra Credit Assignment" (courtesy of SLS.com). Virginia gave us a brief idea of what we would hope to learn here. She paced the front of the room as she spoke, drawing my eyes to her legs, which appeared to be every bit as delicious as her chest. Sexy, black heels adorned her feet, and her calves were quite muscular and firm. As my gaze wandered back upward, I met her own sparkling green eyes, watching me, watching her... Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffnlvr @dragontatsn2son. Happy New Year....Now let's get the hell outta here!!!

Dating Debauchery & Erotic Story: "Date Night Surprise", Ep 142
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December 20, 2020 08:48 PM PST
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Hey unicorn friends, this week Snuggly Dave and I talk about our latest lifestyle dating adventures (90 minutes). Dave continues his secret affair with his co-volunteer at the animal shelter. He's going to give her a very special gift for Christmas: one of my used sex toys! But...Does she know it's not new? Later I share how I invited another single man to my home for a sexy date...you'll never guess what happened while he was going down on me! Also this week is an erotic story from SLS.com, "Date Night Surprise". When we walked in the door, I felt her hands encircle my waist and she turned me to face her, offering me a soft kiss and a thank you for the invitation. I was stunned. I had never been kissed by a woman and had certainly never had one look at me the way she was at that moment... Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

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