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Dave's Secret Affair Update & Erotic Story: Lessons, Ep 134
October 25, 2020 09:02 PM PDT
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Hello unicorn lovers! The first 35 minutes of the show is Dave's update on his secret affair with the lady from the animal shelter. She's stuck in a passionless marriage and climbing the walls for sex. Will her secret tryst quench her lustful thirst for naughty pleasures? Find out! Later in the episode is an erotic story from SLS.com, "Lessons". Kelly Taylor had a plan. It was a bold plan, provocative, perhaps even a little dangerous. Now that Kelly thought about it, she'd spent the better half of the past seven days planning to get her best friend, Donna, into bed. Catch us on Twitter or SLS: @tastymuffinlvr @unicornreport @dragontatsn2son. Stay safe out there friends!

Unicorn Mailbag & Erotic Story: The Dressing Room Pt 1, Ep 133
October 19, 2020 06:18 PM PDT
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At the top of the show I'll catch you up on all my sexy messages from SLS.com for about 15 minutes, then..an erotic story from SLS.com, "The Dressing Room Pt 1": "I turned toward the front of the booth to use the mirror and there she was in the booth across from me. I froze, she was standing there with her top off and displaying the most beautiful breasts. She was standing at an angle to me and I had a perfect profile...and her now fully erect, nipples, they were beautiful and she was just standing looking at herself in the mirror. I just stood there feasting on her beauty. God, this was weird, but I couldn't stop looking at her. Finally she turned toward me..." Catch us on Twitter @unincornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Wanna know what's sexy for 2020? Looking that hot nurse in the eye, rolling up your sleeve, and letting her stick you so good with that flu shot!!! Stay safe out there friends!

Unicorn Mailbag & Dave's Secret Affair Update! Ep 132
October 11, 2020 07:19 PM PDT
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Hey secret unicorn lovers! At the top of the show I check my messages from SLS.com and see who wants to hook up with me this week. Should I hit or shit it? Tune in to find out! Later in the episode Dave gives us an update on his secret affair with the senior citizen lady from the animal shelter. Somebody better get neutered cuz this shit's getting crazy FAST!

Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Enthusiastic consent is STILL sexy even with full PPE. Stay safe friends!

Unicorn Mailbag & Erotic Story: The Exhibitionist In Me, Ep131
October 05, 2020 04:43 PM PDT
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Hello unicorn friends and lovers! The first 30 minutes of the show I go through my messages on SLS.com and share with the listeners if I give the people who hit me up a 'Yay' or 'Nay' (keep or delete). There's always a surprise lurking just around the corner, and this time was no different! Later in the show is an erotic story (courtesy of SLS.com) called, "The Exhibitionist In Me". Kay and Jon met late in life after being widowed and going through a divorce. They were in mad, passionate love with each other, making love more days in the week than not, with flirting and putting on little shows. When they attended their first swinger house party, their sexual escapades would be cranked up to eleven! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. What's the new sexy for 2020? Washing your hands, social distancing and wearing a mask!!!

Unicorn Mailbag & Dave's Secret Affair, Ep 130
September 27, 2020 07:00 PM PDT
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Hello unicorn lovers! At the top of the show I go through my messages from SLS.com (lifestyle dating site) and read some of the profiles from sexy lifestylers who want to hook up with a unicorn. Later in the show Dave gives us an update (per a request from a fan!) on his love life. A woman he volunteers with at the animal shelter has been pent up in a passionless marriage for 30 years, yet they both secretly fantasize about each other. Will Dave be able to unleash the lust in this woman's sexually repressed heart? Tune in to find out!

Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @dragontatsn2son @tastymuffinlvr
Enthusiastic consent is ALWAYS sexy!!!

Unicorn Mailbag & Erotic Story "The First Party", Ep 129
September 20, 2020 05:25 PM PDT
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Hey friends, this week I decided to finally check some of those messages from SLS I’ve been putting off for a while because of the pandemic. That’s about a half hour, then it’s onto an erotic story from SLS.com, “The First Party”. Brian and Jenny were a happy couple but had a few unfulfilled sexual fantasies. When they decided to spice up their sex life by trying out the lifestyle, little did they know cum would be shooting in all directions and in more situations than they could ever imagine! Don’t forget to catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Enthusiastic consent is still sexy, even when it’s at 6 feet with a mask!

Love in the LS (LIVE) & Erotic Story "Bringing Home the Boss" Ep 128
September 14, 2020 08:25 PM PDT
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This week love is in the air at a sexy bachelor/bachelorette party! I talked to some of my friends about how they viewed love and marriage in the lifestyle. Later in the episode is an erotic story, "Bringing Home the Boss" in honor of Labor Day (courtesy of SLS.com). Leslie is an unhappy workaholic married to a man addicted to cable TV. When Leslie's boss, Sharon, offers her 'supervisory skills' to save their troubled marriage, Leslie cannot refuse. Her sudden lesbian lust for her boss and desire to reignite the flames of her marriage become job #1.

Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr and @dragontatsn2son
Enthusiastic Consent is sexy!!! Stay safe out there friends.

Erotic Story: Fire & Ice (How a Sauna Melted Me) Ep 127
August 23, 2020 05:57 PM PDT
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The truth is I'd never really considered myself a very sexual person and this story is a tale of how that changed for me, and I thought you might enjoy the tale because it was such a radical swing; such a departure from my normal way of being that I thought it might inspire some other shy women. We've been married for ten years and we have two kids, but for our tenth anniversary, my husband Ken booked us a week at a ski lodge in Whistler, Canada. The whole trip was a bit of a surprise...especially when I stepped into the sauna! (story courtesy of SLS.com).

BONUS: I performed at an open mic night on Friday...check out my bootleg!

Check us out on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Keep it sexy..Use enthusiastic consent and stay six feet back with a mask!

Erotic Story: My Husband Was So Right, Ep 126
August 16, 2020 07:14 PM PDT
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When Mark and Deb had sex, they only ever teased and fantasized about opening up their marriage. Deb started it by talking about another girl joining in, knowing that it was every guy's fantasy. Secretly, the thought of Mark fucking another woman turned Deb on too.

At a wedding where they met Joe and Suzie, a seemingly random but friendly couple sitting at their table, they would soon find that their lives would be forever changed for the better...and sexier! (story courtesy of SLS.com).

BONUS: Catch me trying out open mic nite, live! Find us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son
This story is best listened to when standing at least six feet from others. Stay safe friends!

Erotic Story: My First Female Lover, Ep 125
August 09, 2020 08:24 PM PDT
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Ms. Holly was a military widow who was too tired to take care of her lawn. When she hires a hot, young androgynous woman to help around the house, she finds that she can't help but impulsively touch her wetness. Should she even be having such naughty fantasies while the young woman toils with sweat in her front yard? She wasn't sure but she wasn't about to stop, either! BONUS: Just for fun I read a short, badly-rated cuckolding story at the end of the show. (Stories courtesy of SLS.com)

Keep social distancing and catch us on Twitter! @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

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