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Unicorn Mailbag & Dave's Secret Affair, Ep 130
September 27, 2020 07:00 PM PDT
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Hello unicorn lovers! At the top of the show I go through my messages from SLS.com (lifestyle dating site) and read some of the profiles from sexy lifestylers who want to hook up with a unicorn. Later in the show Dave gives us an update (per a request from a fan!) on his love life. A woman he volunteers with at the animal shelter has been pent up in a passionless marriage for 30 years, yet they both secretly fantasize about each other. Will Dave be able to unleash the lust in this woman's sexually repressed heart? Tune in to find out!

Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @dragontatsn2son @tastymuffinlvr
Enthusiastic consent is ALWAYS sexy!!!

Unicorn Mailbag & Erotic Story "The First Party", Ep 129
September 20, 2020 05:25 PM PDT
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Hey friends, this week I decided to finally check some of those messages from SLS I’ve been putting off for a while because of the pandemic. That’s about a half hour, then it’s onto an erotic story from SLS.com, “The First Party”. Brian and Jenny were a happy couple but had a few unfulfilled sexual fantasies. When they decided to spice up their sex life by trying out the lifestyle, little did they know cum would be shooting in all directions and in more situations than they could ever imagine! Don’t forget to catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Enthusiastic consent is still sexy, even when it’s at 6 feet with a mask!

Love in the LS (LIVE) & Erotic Story "Bringing Home the Boss" Ep 128
September 14, 2020 08:25 PM PDT
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This week love is in the air at a sexy bachelor/bachelorette party! I talked to some of my friends about how they viewed love and marriage in the lifestyle. Later in the episode is an erotic story, "Bringing Home the Boss" in honor of Labor Day (courtesy of SLS.com). Leslie is an unhappy workaholic married to a man addicted to cable TV. When Leslie's boss, Sharon, offers her 'supervisory skills' to save their troubled marriage, Leslie cannot refuse. Her sudden lesbian lust for her boss and desire to reignite the flames of her marriage become job #1.

Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr and @dragontatsn2son
Enthusiastic Consent is sexy!!! Stay safe out there friends.

Erotic Story: Fire & Ice (How a Sauna Melted Me) Ep 127
August 23, 2020 05:57 PM PDT
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The truth is I'd never really considered myself a very sexual person and this story is a tale of how that changed for me, and I thought you might enjoy the tale because it was such a radical swing; such a departure from my normal way of being that I thought it might inspire some other shy women. We've been married for ten years and we have two kids, but for our tenth anniversary, my husband Ken booked us a week at a ski lodge in Whistler, Canada. The whole trip was a bit of a surprise...especially when I stepped into the sauna! (story courtesy of SLS.com).

BONUS: I performed at an open mic night on Friday...check out my bootleg!

Check us out on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Keep it sexy..Use enthusiastic consent and stay six feet back with a mask!

Erotic Story: My Husband Was So Right, Ep 126
August 16, 2020 07:14 PM PDT
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When Mark and Deb had sex, they only ever teased and fantasized about opening up their marriage. Deb started it by talking about another girl joining in, knowing that it was every guy's fantasy. Secretly, the thought of Mark fucking another woman turned Deb on too.

At a wedding where they met Joe and Suzie, a seemingly random but friendly couple sitting at their table, they would soon find that their lives would be forever changed for the better...and sexier! (story courtesy of SLS.com).

BONUS: Catch me trying out open mic nite, live! Find us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son
This story is best listened to when standing at least six feet from others. Stay safe friends!

Erotic Story: My First Female Lover, Ep 125
August 09, 2020 08:24 PM PDT
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Ms. Holly was a military widow who was too tired to take care of her lawn. When she hires a hot, young androgynous woman to help around the house, she finds that she can't help but impulsively touch her wetness. Should she even be having such naughty fantasies while the young woman toils with sweat in her front yard? She wasn't sure but she wasn't about to stop, either! BONUS: Just for fun I read a short, badly-rated cuckolding story at the end of the show. (Stories courtesy of SLS.com)

Keep social distancing and catch us on Twitter! @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Erotic Story: Medical Mischief, Ep124
August 02, 2020 06:39 PM PDT
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Tommy was a young man living in a college dormitory and getting a first taste at a life of independence away from his parents. He had hardly been there more than a day when a letter from the "College Education Committee" arrived. It stated that all new residents staying longer than a week must undergo a complete medical check at the college medical centre. Tommy was a healthy, virile young man with no health concerns; however, this was one medical procedure he would not soon forget! (story courtesy of SLS.com)

Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son
Remember, enthusiastic consent is still sexy, even from six feet away! Stay safe out there friends!

Erotic Story: Fulfilling a Couple's Sexual Fantasy, Ep 123
July 26, 2020 07:00 PM PDT
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Four horny bisexuals meet up for drinks and dancing. When one of the women proposes a fantasy romp for the group, they take her suggestion and engage in a night of MMF, FFM, bisexual, lesbian, gay, group sex adventures they will not soon forget. (story courtesy of SLS.com)

Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son.
Remember, enthusiastic consent can still be sexy at six feet! Stay safe out there friends!

Erotic Story: Teacher's Pet. Ep 122
July 19, 2020 05:24 PM PDT
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Mrs. Thomas was a young attractive teacher at the local high school. One evening, she and her husband went out to eat at a restaurant for a quiet dinner. Ty was their server and he just happened to be one of her former students. All through school he'd secretly lusted after her. Now that he was a full-grown man, would he finally be the teacher's pet? (story courtesy of SLS.com)

Catch us on Twitter at @unicornreport, @tastymuffinlvr, @dragontatsn2son
ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY...especially when it's with a mask on at six feet!

Cunnilingus for Dummies! Ep 121
July 10, 2020 01:53 PM PDT
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If you're a "Karen" with cunnilingus, "Steven" (courtesy of SLS.com), Snuggly Dave and TastyMuffinLover will get you kickin' and lickin'! Some of the best tips are in this episode. Enjoy!

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