The Unicorn Report
Adventures of a single bisexual woman in the lifestyle
The A-SLUT Podcast Visits Us from New Zealand! Ep 110
September 15, 2019 08:57 PM PDT
Hey unicorn friends! This week we had the incredibly rare opportunity to interview a podcaster who travelled from New Zealand all the way to Tucson, AZ (Home of the Unicorn Report). The host of the A-Slut podcast contacted me on Twitter about visiting Tucson and wanted to know if I might be available for an interview. Thank goodness I messaged him back just in time and we were able to make a connection during his whirlwind trip around the United States. We talked about all kinds of topics, with an emphasis on comparing lifestyle experiences around the world and how it stacks up to the USA. Enjoy!
Catch us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son @theASlutPodcastSex Party Mashup! Ep 109
September 07, 2019 04:44 PM PDT
Hey unicorn lovers. This episode is exactly what you think it is. A mashup of audio files from various sex parties I’ve attended recently. They’re not long enough for a whole episode, but when they’re bunched all together it’s a podcast gang bang! Sometimes I got lucky and sometimes I didn’t, but either way it was a super sexy time. And you won’t understand it now, but you know those two hot blonde chicks who look like they’re about to bang each other? Well…I’m not throwing in the cum towel just yet! Anyhow, enjoy the show!
Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. And if you thought sex was hot, just wait till you get enthusiastic consent cuz it’s off the charts!!!Jammin' with Consent, Ep 108
August 03, 2019 11:54 AM PDT
Hey unicorn peeps! Join us as I show off some of my jammin' guitar skills with sexy friends. A consent circle followed...Will someone get their toes licked? Will we have a dark room? Listen to find out! Later on, we talk about cannabis-infused essential oils to enhance sexual pleasure, and of course I had to try it! Enjoy!
Catch us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son
July 19, 2019 08:20 PM PDT
Join me and Snuggly Dave for this brief, fun-filled episode! First we gave a quick update on the Jello Wrestling post-game action from last week. Later, I interviewed a couple new to the show! They told us all about their first few experiences in the lifestyle, with a few surprises along the way. They also shared some tips they wished they knew before getting into the lifestyle. Enjoy!
Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr and @dragontatsn2son
June 23, 2019 04:57 PM PDT
Hey unicorn friends! Welcome to another exciting episode of lifestyle-inspired JELLO WRESTLING! This year had more wrestlers than ever, and the action was non-stop! We recorded all of it for you on location and LIVE! I wrestled a super hot lady. Not to give away any spoilers, but the face-sitting was over the top, and the crowd went nuts! #SneakSnatchAttack
Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son
June 12, 2019 12:34 PM PDT
Hey unicorn friends! This week I recount with Snuggly Dave the sordid details of my girl-on-girl adventures at the Sierra Erotic XXXcitement party (check out this awesome group on SLS.com)! I had three very sexy experiences with three very sexy ladies. At the top of the show listen to me sing my brand-spankin' new song, "A Very Sexy Party", dedicated to BlondieSliverFox, the fabulous hosts of this event. Cheers!
Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport, @tastymuffinlvr and @dragontatsn2son. ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!Let Me Down Easy, Let Me Down Hard, Ep 104
June 04, 2019 04:08 PM PDT
"I just can't take the bad sex anymore."
"It's not you...it's your taste in music."
“Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call sexual thrusts' anymore."
"You deserve better and so do I."
"Sorry Stacy, but I think I'm in love with your mom"
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe i made the wrong choice.”
"I think you love me more than I love you."
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you!"
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met...goodbye!"
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you."
"I'd rather masturbate than be with you."
Sexy friends, it’s happened to all of us; sometimes you got dumped in the lifestyle. Listen as your intrepid hosts endure getting dumped over and over again. It wasn’t pretty, but that’s life.
Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport, @tastymuffinlvr and @dragontatsn2son
And if you get dumped, who cares cuz you know what? ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!!Happy 420 Day! Ep 103
May 05, 2019 09:40 PM PDT
SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: This episode has no educational value, no plot whatsoever and will make very little sense to the average listener. Side effects may include confusion and/or wet panties. Consult your doctor dammit!!!
Directions Adults 18 and over: Partake of chosen herb. Wait 15 minutes. Turn on this podcast. Your results may vary but we promise it’s GENIUS!!!
Send us a smoke signal on Twitter @unicornreport.
April 29, 2019 08:35 PM PDT
One man. Five horny unicorns. One HOT sex party. (Sierra Erotic XXXcitement on SLS.com) One looooong sex romp. LIVE. Need I say more? Oh and there’s strap-on’s too, cuz unicorns love to bang each other.
Taste our glittery unicorn rainbow on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son.
April 14, 2019 08:17 PM PDT
Hello unicorn friends! This week it’s just the girls... in bed together gossiping about unicorn secrets and cracking up about the whole thing! My arch rival in jello wrestling, sexy, beautiful unicorn friend shares her journey into the lifestyle and all of her naughty escapades since!
Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport, @tastymuffinlvr and @dragontatsn2son. ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!
This show is about the sexy adventures of a single bisexual woman in the lifestyle. We're called unicorns because we are harder to find than couples and single males. Some even call us mythical creatures. I just call it fun!
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